Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

User: "Why does my code have bugs?"

Programmer: "Because, my dear Watson, bugs are attracted to the finest code."

Ever tried to fix a bug at 3 AM? It's like playing Jenga, but every piece you pull out makes the tower shake and your coffee spill.

Client: "Can you add this simple feature?"

Programmer: "Sure, just give me a moment."

Reality: "Now it's raining errors and the server is on fire."

To all the programmers out there, keep calm and keep coding. And remember, if it compiles, it ships!