Inspired by the thread Software developers of Reddit, what is the most shameful "fuck it, it works" piece of code you've ever written?, I wanted to ask what horrible/funny comments you have in your code.

In my main code base, 1000 lines in to a 2.5k line file, sits this beauty:

//================YOU ARE ENTERING HELL ON EARTH=======================
//======================THE PAIN STARTS HERE===========================

I tried to refactor it once or twice, but I think I just got myself more jumbled as a result.

What signposts lie in the dark tunnels of your code to guide any unfortunate souls who had to venture that deep?