Java: LEGO
Python: Knitting
Ruby: Crochet
JavaScript: Cross stitch
HTML/CSS: Sand Art
Web Assembly: Embroidery
Go: K’nex
SQL: Silly Putty
PHP: Pony Bead Melting
C: Glassblowing
COBOL: blacksmithing

I will not be explaining further or taking questions. It’s not rational. This is just something I feel deeply in my soul.