(Way) Back in the day, I was revising the TOPS-10 Utilities Manual. It had tabbed sections, including one called "Miscellaneous," which I thought a worthless section title.

I found homes in other sections for all but two utilities, which were:

• PAT: Modify (patch) compiled object code.
• ZAP: Modify running machine code.

I figured these belonged together, but didn't have a good idea for the section title. So I asked an OS developer.

His answer:

• Section title: "Read Me Last!"
• Illustration: Dev with gun pointed at own head.