I'm an expert-level C and C++ developer, with a specialty in memory management. I have experience writing memory-safe code with both the modern safe techniques and the ancient unsafe techniques. I've used malloc and free without killing myself. I love pointers. I've debugged more than my share of undefined behavior, and authored the canonical StackOverflow question on segfault debugging.

Any burning questions about dynamic allocation, undefined behavior, pointers, memory safety, or anything even remotely related? Ask me anything!

(My main languages are C++, C, and Python, although I also deeply grok the underlying computer science principles.)