A lot of us drink coffee, and many others enjoy tea or other drinks, but that's about as specific as describing our development environment as a "desktop" or "laptop".
For example, I love coffee, but I also know there is a world of difference between Starbucks, Folgers, Dunkin Donuts, Thomas Hammer, et al; even within those brands, there are many types of coffee.
So, what are the specs on your programming fluid of choice? Be specific: brands, brewing methods, flavors. If I were to get you something to drink right now, how would I do it?